Valerie Greybe in Cavegirl

The prehistoric woman who thought Cindy Ann Thompson's Eba was so yummy, she wanted to have Eba, and her tribe, over for dinner.

Valerie Greybe

as

Attila

     Previously I wrote about Eba played by Cindy Ann Thompson in Cavegirl but there are also three other women in the movie. In some future post I will write about the other two women in Eba's tribe. This post will be about the bad guy, or I should say bad girl, of the movie. Towards the end of the movie a tribe of cannibals captures Eba's tribe. I call them a tribe but there are only two of them so technically it's a couple and the woman bosses the guy around, so their probably a married couple. Long story short, they get chased away. (For a slightly longer description of the plot, check out the post about Cindy Ann Thompson.)

     Of course it goes without saying that she dosen't do to much in the movie. She only has about two minutes of screen time and only appears at the 1 hour 6 minute mark. Although the actress must have some fire eating training because she does this to scare and intimidate her captives.

     Attila wears a brown sleeveless fur vest and a grey fur wrap around her left wrist. A brown fur loincloth that is shaped like a V that ends just above her knees. She also wears brown fur shoes.

Title: Cavegirl
Year: 1985
Name: Attila
Actress: Valerie Greybe
Age of actress: ?
Ethnicity - Nationality: ? - American?
Language speaks: native language
Hair color: Black with brown high lights
Hair length: Just above her armpits
Nudity: No
Category: Cavewoman
Location: Prehistoric California
First seen on screen: 1 hour 6 minute mark
Screen time: 2 minutes
Movie length: 1 hour 21 minutes
Media: Movie
Country: USA
Available on: VHS - DVD

Screen caps are from the DVD.

Cindy Ann Thompson in Cavegirl

Cindy Ann Thompson

as

Eba

During a high school field trip to an old abandoned mine that prehistoric cave paintings have been found in,  Rex, the class nerd, accidentally gets transported to prehistoric California. He immediately meets the lovely cavegirl, Eba. Eba clearly is attracted to Rex but the rest of the tribe is leery and treats him with little rspect. Rex spends his time teaching Eba english and also trying to have sex with her. Although, not in that order. Rex also studies Eba's tribe in order to write a book about them. His motives are more for his own personal gain of fame and fortune rather than for actual academic reasons. One day Rex and Eba get seperated. While looking for Eba, Rex realizes that not only is he physically attracted to Eba (who can blame him) but that he loves her too. He eventually finds her. Unfortunately, a nearby tribe of cannibals find her first. Using the last of his equipment, Rex is able to muster up his courage and scare the cannibals away, freeing Eba and her tribe. Eba’s tribe now respects Rex. Rex finds the cave that sent him to the prehistoric past and goes back home. Realizing that there was nothing for him in his own time, Rex decides to go back to Eba in the past.

The humor in Cavegirl is like all teen comedys in the 1980s. Low brow. Think Revenge of the Nerds or Porky's. There is a running gag in the movie. Rex keeps trying to teach Eba to say "Can I sit on your face?". Only in a 80s teen comedy could the "good guy" try to teach a woman to say that. However, it doesn't look like Rex ever tries to teach her what that means or even demostartes how to do it. Eba does however seem to realize that it must be something sexual. But, that might be giving the movie to much credit.

Cavegirl is one of my favorite cavegirl movies for one simple reason, Cindy Ann Thompson. She has such a cute face with such a cute smile. And she looks good in a fur outfit. She is in a lot of the movie but her part is pretty much there just for the character of Rex to play off of.

Sadly, Cindy Ann Thompson died in 2009. She was only 50.

     Eba has shoulder length curly blond hair. She wears a two piece outfit. The top piece is a fur bikini top. The bottom piece is a ragged fur bikini bottom with a longer piece in the front. She goes barefoot the whole movie.

Movie: Cavegirl

Year: 1985

Name: Eba

Actress: Cindy Ann Thompson (also went by Cynthia Thompson)

Age: 26

Ethicity/ Nationality: White - American

Language Speaks: native language - learns english

Hair Color: Blond

Hair Length: just above her shoulders

Footwear: barefoot

Nudity: yes (2 brief scenes)

Category: cavewoman

Location: prehistoric California

First Appears: 22:38 into the movie

Total Screen Time: about 27 minutes

Length of Movie: 1:21:00

Media: movie

Country: USA

Avaible: VHS - DVD

All images are screen caps from the DVD.